Emily Dickinson
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Marcus Aurelius
Be like the promontory against which the waves continually break, but it stands firm and tames the fury of the water around it.
GK Chesterton
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Winston Churchill
The destiny of man is not measured by material computation. When great forces are on the move in the world, we learn we are spirits--not animals.
Benjamin Disraeli
Where knowledge ends, religion begins.
Theodore Roosevelt
When you play, play hard; when you work, don't play at all.
Charles Caleb Colton
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Homer Simpson
I'm like that guy who single-handedly built the rocket & flew to the moon! What was his name? Apollo Creed?
Oscar Wilde
No woman should ever be quite accurate about her age. It looks so calculating.
Mark Twain
When the human race has once acquired a supersitition nothing short of death is ever likely to remove it.
Niels Bohr
Anyone who says that they can contemplate quantum mechanics without becoming dizzy has not understood the concept in the least.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
I never hated a man enough to give him diamonds back.
C.S. Lewis
It was when I was happiest that I longed most...The sweetest thing in all my life has been the longing...to find the place where all the beauty came from.
Fulton J. Sheen
Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn.
Thomas Aquinas
There is nothing on this earth more to be prized than true friendship.
Dave Barry
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Napoleon Bonaparte
Take time to deliberate, but when the time for action has arrived, stop thinking and go in.
Bill Gates
I don't think there's anything unique about human intellience. All the nuerons in the brain that make up perceptions and emotions operate in a binary fashion.
Marlon Brando
Acting is the expression of a neurotic impulse ? it's a bum's life. The principal benefit acting has afforded me is the money to pay for my psychoanalysis.
Pablo Picasso
Every act of creation is first of all an act of destruction.
Henry Mencken
Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want and deserve to get it good and hard.
Orison Swett Marden
All men who have achieved great things have been great dreamers.
Samuel Goldwyn
Why should people go out and pay money to see bad films when they can stay at home and see bad television for nothing?
Dave Barry
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Aristotle
It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.
Abraham Lincoln
And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.
Yogi Berra
Slump? I ain't in no slump... I just ain't hitting.
Oscar Wilde
Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes.
Author Unknown
Enjoy your job, make lots of money, work within the law. Choose any two.
Ted Williams
All I want out of life, is that when I walk down the street folks will say, 'There goes the greatest hitter that ever lived.'
Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Dale Carnegie
Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get.
Albert Camus
I shall tell you a great secret my friend. Do not wait for the last judgement, it takes place every day.
Dave Barry
Big business never pays a nickel in taxes, according to Ralph Nader, who represents a big consumer organization that never pays a nickel in taxes.
Plato
Wealth is the parent of luxury and indolence, and poverty of meanness and viciousness, and both of discontent.
C. S. Lewis
We are what we believe we are.
Dwight Eisenhower
There is -- in world affairs -- a steady course to be followed between an assertion of strength that is truculent and a confession of helplessness that is cowardly.
Robert Heinlein
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
Dale Carnegie
The only way to get the best of an argument is to avoid it.
Bertrand Russell
It is preoccupation with possessions, more than anything else, that prevents us from living freely and nobly.
Eleanor Roosevelt
Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
W. Somerset Maugham
Money is like a sixth sense without which you cannot make a complete use of the other five.
Henry Mencken
For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-knowing.
Adolf Hitler
Those who want to live, let them fight, and those who do not want to fight in this world of eternal struggle do not deserve to live.
Mark Twain
The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.
Antoine de Saint-Exuper
Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.
Blaise Pascal
Love has reasons which reason cannot understand.
Richard Dawkins
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Bertrand Russell
The degree of one's emotions varies inversely with one's knowledge of the facts: the less you know the hotter you get.
Soren Aabye Kierkegaard
People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought, which they avoid.
Thomas Jefferson
Every difference of opinion is not a difference of principle. We have called by different names brethren of the same principle.
George Bernard Shaw
Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few.
Colman McCarthy
Warmaking doesn't stop warmaking. If it did, our problems would have stopped millennia ago.
Kurt Russell
Goldie and I did have a car stolen right out of our yard. It took us three days to notice.
John F. Kennedy
The cost of freedom is always high, but Americans have always paid it. And one path we shall never choose, and that is the path of surrender, or submission.
Nachman of Bratslav
A man should believe in God through faith, not because of miracles.
John Wooden
Don't measure yourself by what you have accomplished, but by what you should have accomplished with your ability.
John Wooden
Don't measure yourself by what you have accomplished, but by what you should have accomplished with your ability.
Mark Twain
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Calvin Coolidge
It takes a great man to be a good listener.
Samuel Johnson
Knowledge is of two kinds. We know a subject ourselves, or we know where we can find information upon it.
GK Chesterton
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Margaret Thatcher
There can be no liberty unless there is economic liberty.
Max Kaufman
I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and by then it was too late.
Malcolm X
A man only curses because he doesn't know the words to express what is on his mind.
Christopher Morley
In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty.
Russell Lynes
The art of acceptance is the art of making someone who has done you a small favor wish that he might have done you a greater one.
Laurence Peter
Everyone is in awe of the lion tamer in a cage with half a dozen lions -- everyone but a school bus driver.
Julius Caesar
Experience is the teacher of all things.
Dave Barry
As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula.
Henry Mencken
Freedom of the press is limited to those who own one.
Woody Allen
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
William Blake
It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend.
Roger Moore
I enjoy being a highly overpaid actor.
Mark Twain
There are laws to protect the freedom of the press's speech, but none that are worth anything to protect the people from the press.
Elbert Hubbard
The recipe for perpetual ignorance is: be satisfied with your opinions and content with your knowledge.
Aristotle
What it lies in our power to do, it lies in our power not to do.
Ian Fleming
Men want a woman whom they can turn on and off like a light switch.
Calvin Coolidge
We cannot do everything at once, but we can do something at once.
Nicolo Machiavelli
Government consists in nothing else but so controlling subjects that they shall neither be able to, nor have cause to do it harm.
Dudley Malone
I have never in my life learned anything from any man who agreed with me.