Will Rogers
sitemanagerThe taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming back.
Will Rogers
When you give a lesson in meanness to a critter or a person don't be surprised if they learn their lesson.
Will Rogers
Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
Will Rogers
Politics has got so expensive that it takes lots of money to even get beat with.
Will Rogers
On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what…
Will Rogers
If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
Will Rogers
What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
Will Rogers
The more you read and observe about this Politics thing you got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
Will Rogers
If we have Senators and Congressmen there that can't protect themselves against the evil temptations of lobbyists, we don't need to change our lobbies, we need to change our representatives.
Will Rogers
I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!
Will Rogers
Why not go out on a limb? That's where the fruit is.
Will Rogers
The more you read about politics, you got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
Will Rogers
Live so that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.
Will Rogers
Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
Will Rogers
I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.
Will Rogers
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Will Rogers
Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week.
Will Rogers
Nothing you can't spell will ever work.