W.C. Fields
sitemanagerI always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake -- which I also keep handy.
W.C. Fields
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.
W.C. Fields
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.
W.C. Fields
Start off every day with a smile and get it over with.