Rodney Dangerfield
sitemanagerI told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.
Rodney Dangerfield
I'm at an age where I think more about food than sex. Last week I put a mirror over my dining room table.
Rodney Dangerfield
I feel sorry for short people, you know. When it rains, they're the last to know.