P.J. O’Rourke
sitemanagerThere is a remarkable breakdown of taste and intelligence at Christmas time. Mature, responsible grown men wear neckties made of holly leaves and drink alcoholic beverages with raw egg yolks…
P.J. O’Rourke
A very quiet and tasteful way to be famous is to have a famous relation. Then you can not only be nothing, you can do nothing, too.
P.J. O’Rourke
A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat.
P.J. O’Rourke
Traffic is like a bad dog. It isn't important to look both ways when crossing the street. It's more important to not show fear.
P.J. O’Rourke
A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.