Ogden Nash
sitemanagerMiddle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.
Ogden Nash
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets.
Ogden Nash
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
Ogden Nash
You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.