Mark Twain
sitemanagerEtiquette requires us to admire the human race.
Mark Twain
Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.
Mark Twain
Do the thing you fear most and the death of fear is certain.
Mark Twain
A person with a new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds.
Mark Twain
Everyone is a moon and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.
Mark Twain
The main business of religions is to purify, control, and restrain that excessive and exclusive taste for well-being which men acquire in times of equality.
Mark Twain
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
Mark Twain
Of the delights of this world man cares most for sexual intercourse, yet he has left it out of his heaven.
Mark Twain
Adam was the only man who, when he said a good thing, knew that nobody had said it before him.
Mark Twain
I do not like work even when someone else does it.
Mark Twain
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
Mark Twain
Life should begin with age and its privileges and accumulations, and end with youth and its capacity to splendidly enjoy such advantages.
Mark Twain
The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
Mark Twain
I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way.
Mark Twain
I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week sometimes to make it up.
Mark Twain
Most writers regard truth as their most valuable possession, and therefore are most economical in its use.
Mark Twain
Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.
Mark Twain
I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying 'flee at once - all is discovered.' They all left town immediately.
Mark Twain
Well enough for old folks to rise early, because they have done so many mean things all their lives they can't sleep anyhow.
Mark Twain
It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
Mark Twain
I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.
Mark Twain
It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world, and moral courage so rare.
Mark Twain
A baby is an inestimable blessing and bother.
Mark Twain
Do the right thing. It will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
Mark Twain
When the human race has once acquired a supersitition nothing short of death is ever likely to remove it.
Mark Twain
The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.
Mark Twain
Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. rental cars chicago
Mark Twain
There are laws to protect the freedom of the press's speech, but none that are worth anything to protect the people from the press.