Laurence Peter
sitemanagerFortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patience.
Laurence Peter
Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices.
Laurence Peter
A pessimist is a man who looks both ways when he crosses the street.
Laurence Peter
Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.
Laurence Peter
Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.
Laurence Peter
If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk?
Laurence Peter
An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.
Laurence Peter
There are two kinds of egotists: Those who admit it, and the rest of us.
Laurence Peter
There are two kinds of failures: those who thought and never did, and those who did and never thought.
Laurence Peter
A man doesn't know what he knows until he knows what he doesn't know.
Laurence Peter
Going to church doesn't make you any more a Christian than going to the garage makes you a car.
Laurence Peter
America is a land of taxation that was founded to avoid taxation.
Laurence Peter
Democracy is a process by which people are free to choose the man who will get the blame.
Laurence Peter
America is a country that doesn't know where it is going but is determined to set a speed record getting there.
Laurence Peter
A censor is a man who knows more than he thinks you ought to.
Laurence Peter
Everyone is in awe of the lion tamer in a cage with half a dozen lions -- everyone but a school bus driver.