Groucho Marx
sitemanagerPolitics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it is too dark to read.
Groucho Marx
Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others.
Groucho Marx
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
Groucho Marx
I would not join any club that would have someone like me for a member.
Groucho Marx
Women should be obscene and not heard.
Groucho Marx
Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men. The other 999 follow women.
Groucho Marx
I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it.
Groucho Marx
Anyone can get old, all you have to do is live long enough.
Groucho Marx
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
Groucho Marx
Television is where you watch people in your living room that you would not want near your house.
Groucho Marx
Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
Groucho Marx
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.