Fred Allen
sitemanagerA conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done.
Fred Allen
I have just returned from Boston. It is the only sane thing to do if you find yourself up there.
Fred Allen
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns -- he should be drawn and quoted.
Fred Allen
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
Fred Allen
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.