Fran Lebowitz
sitemanagerThe opposite of talking isn't listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.
Fran Lebowitz
Your life story would not make a good book. Don't even try.
Fran Lebowitz
I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota.
Fran Lebowitz
Humility is no substitute for a good personality.
Fran Lebowitz
All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.
Fran Lebowitz
Success didn't spoil me, I've always been insufferable.
Fran Lebowitz
My favorite animal is steak.
Fran Lebowitz
Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.
Fran Lebowitz
In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
Fran Lebowitz
Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
Fran Lebowitz
Special-interest publications should realize that if they are attracting enough advertising and readers to make a profit, the interest is not so special.
Fran Lebowitz
I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or or not.
Fran Lebowitz
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