Erna Bombeck
sitemanagerThere are people who put their dreams in a little box and say, Yes, I've got dreams, of course I've got dreams. Then they put the box away and bring…
Erna Bombeck
My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
Erna Bombeck
It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else.
Erna Bombeck
A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween.
Erna Bombeck
What we're really talking about is a wonderful day set aside on the fourth Thursday of November when no one diets. I mean, why else would they call it Thanksgiving?
Erna Bombeck
There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.
Erna Bombeck
Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other.
Erna Bombeck
If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.
Erna Bombeck
It is fast approaching the point where I don't want to elect anyone stupid enough to want the job.