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sitemanagerAnyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.
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In the beginning, the universe was created. This made a lot of people very angry, and has been widely regarded as a bad idea.
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I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
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Nothing travels faster than the speed of light, with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own set of laws.
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I am so amazingly cool you could keep a side of meat in me for a month. I am so hip I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis.
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If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at least to consider the possibility that we have a small aquatic bird of the family anatidae…
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I think the idea of art kills creativity.
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It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.