Bill Maher
sitemanagerThe Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs.
Bill Maher
Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.
Bill Maher
We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.
Bill Maher
Jim Bakker spells his name with two k's because three would be too obvious.
Bill Maher
Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.
Bill Maher
The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he's the only one in the world who treats me like I'm The Beatles.
Bill Maher
The cable TV sex channels don't expand our horizons, don't make us better people and don't come in clearly enough.
Bill Maher
Suicide is man's way of telling God, 'You can't fire me - I quit.'