Bill Cosby
sitemanagerLet us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
Bill Cosby
Parents are not interested in justice, they're interested in peace and quiet.
Bill Cosby
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
Bill Cosby
In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
Bill Cosby
I am certainly not an authority on love because there are no authorities on love, just those who've had luck with it and those who haven't.
Bill Cosby
Anyone can dabble, but once you've made that commitment, your blood has that particular thing in it, and it's very hard for people to stop you.
Bill Cosby
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby
Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
Bill Cosby
Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.
Bill Cosby
When you become senile, you won't know it.
Bill Cosby
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
Bill Cosby
For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the one miracle the Vatican has overlooked.
Bill Cosby
If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance…
Bill Cosby
The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
Bill Cosby
Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than…
Bill Cosby
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap on-a-rope.
Bill Cosby
A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
Bill Cosby
I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is to try to please everyone.
Bill Cosby
Children today know more about sex than I or my father did.
Bill Cosby
The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from…
Bill Cosby
The past is a ghost, the future a dream, and all we ever have is now.
Bill Cosby
You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.