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sitemanagerWhen I read about the evils of drinking I gave up reading.
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Stupid people surround themselves with smart people. Smart people surround themselves with smart people who disagree with them.
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Home is where you come when you run out of places.
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Philosophy is questions that may never be answered. Religion is answers that may never be questioned.
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They say love is around every corner. I must be walking in circles.
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There is no 'I' in 'team.'
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If you can speak three languages you're trilingual. If you can speak two languages you're bilingual. If you can speak only one language you're an American.
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Remember when safe sex meant not getting caught?
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There may be some things better than sex, and some things worse than sex. But there is nothing exactly like it.
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You're entitled to your own opinion, but not your own facts.
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Socialism: An attempt to curb the destructive power of monopolies by creating the biggest one of all.
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Courage is the most beautiful kind of madness.
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You don't have to stay up nights to succeed; you have to stay awake days.
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Love is a verb.
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Sometimes the majority just means all the idiots are on the same side.
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Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in one ahead.
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Can't live with 'em. Can't legally torture them to death.
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We give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
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Sex is a three-letter word which needs some old-fashioned four-letter words to convey its full meaning.
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Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.
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A man doesnt want a child he is a dead beat dad. A woman doesnt want a child she is pro choice.
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For those who believe, no explanation is necessary. For those who do not believe, no explanation is possible.
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Who does not thank for little will not thank for much.
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Pain is just weakness leaving the body.
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If investments are keeping you awake at night, sell down to the sleeping point.
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The truth is always a trick to those who live among lies.
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Skill is successfully walking a tightrope over Niagara Falls. Intelligence is not trying.
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Some people use language to express thought, some to conceal thought, and others instead of thought.
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My goal is to someday be the person my dog thinks I am.
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Why are people's ''deepest desires'' always so shallow?
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Don't let people drive you crazy when you know it's in walking distance.
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Of course the meek will inherit the earth, what, did you think they'd take it by force?
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Better to die on your feet than live on your knees.
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Civilized people need love for full sexual satisfaction.
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God gave us two ends. One to sit on and one to think with. Success depends on which one you use; head you win, tail, you lose.
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If everybody's thinking alike, somebody isn't thinking.
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The biggest risk is not taking one.
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Principles only mean something when you stick to them when its inconvenient.
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Enjoy your job, make lots of money, work within the law. Choose any two.