Muhammad Ali
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Tom Stoppard
Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
John Adams
There are two types of education. One should teach us how to make a living, And the other how to live.
Marcel Proust
People who are not in love fail to understand how an intelligent man can suffer because of a very ordinary woman. This is like being surprised that anyone should be…
Ralph Waldo Emerson
When a whole nation is roaring patriotism at the top of its voice, I am fain to explore the cleanness of its hands and purity of its heart.
GK Chesterton
There is a great deal of difference between an eager man who wants to read a book and the tired man who wants a book to read.
Author Unknown
They say love is around every corner. I must be walking in circles.
Henry Mencken
Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule - and both commonly succeed, and are right.
Alexander Hamilton
A national debt, if it is not excessive, will be to us a national blessing.
Ellen DeGeneres
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-five now, and we don't know where the hell she is.
Leonardo da Vinci
As every divided kingdom falls, so every mind divided between many studies confounds and saps itself.
C.S. Lewis
'You come of the Lord Adam and the Lady Eve,' said Aslan. 'And that is both honour enough to erect the head of the poorest beggar, and shame enough to…
Henry Mencken
I believe that all government is evil, and that trying to improve it is largely a waste of time.
Ronald Reagan
A government bureau is the nearest thing to eternal life we'll ever see on this earth.
Patrick Henry
I know not what course others make take, but as for me: give me Liberty, or give me death.
Dave Barry
Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.
Martin Luther King Jr.
I want to be the white man's brother, not his brother-in-law.
Steven Weinberg
With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.
Jim Davis
Life is like a Ferrari, it goes too fast. But that's ok, because you can't afford it anyway.
George Bernard Shaw
The fickleness of the women I love is only equaled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me.
Siddhartha Buddha
He is able who thinks he is able.
Winston Churchill
It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations.
Jack Handey
When this girl at the museum asked me who I liked better, Monet or Manet, I said, 'I like mayonnaise.' She just stared at me, so I said it again,…
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Genius thinks it can do whatever it sees others doing, but is sure to repent of every ill-judged outlay.
Margaret Thatcher
Nothing is more obstinate than a fashionable consensus.
Joseph Stalin
A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic.
Henry Kissinger
It is not a matter of what is true that counts, but a matter of what is perceived to be true.
Jack Handey
To me, it's always a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, 'Hey, can you give me a hand?,'…
Tom Stoppard
Eternity's a terrible thought. I mean, where's it all going to end?
Ambrose Bierce
A grave is a place where the dead are laid to await the coming of the medical student.
Ring Lardner
A good many young writers make the mistake of enclosing a stamped, self-addressed envelope, big enough for the manuscript to come back in. This is too much of a temptation…
Mark Twain
The man who carries a cat by the tail learns something that can be learned in no other way.
Abraham Lincoln
When I do good, I feel good; when I do bad, I feel bad. That?s my religion.
Carl Jung
Death is psychologically as important as birth. Shrinking away from it is something unhealthy and abnormal which robs the second half of life of its purpose.
Carl Jung
Death is psychologically as important as birth. Shrinking away from it is something unhealthy and abnormal which robs the second half of life of its purpose.
Benjamin Franklin
There is no such thing as a good war and there is no such thing as a bad peace.
Friedrich Nietzsche
Blessed are the forgetful: for they get the better even of their blunders.
Aristotle
Man is by nature a political animal.
Alexis de Tocqueville
There are two things which a democratic people will always find very difficult - to begin a war and to end it.
Emily Dickinson
They say that God is everywhere, and yet we always think of Him as somewhat of a recluse.
Benjamin Franklin
Plough deep while sluggards sleep.
Oscar Wilde
The intellect is not a serious thing, and never has been. It is an instrument on which one plays, that is all.
J.D. Anderson
Knowledge is not wisdom, unless used wisely.
Rodney Dangerfield
I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.
Henny Youngman
I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in.
John Rockefeller
If you want to succeed you should strike out on new paths, rather than travel the worn paths of accepted success.
Clarence Darrow
I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to know where many ignorant men are sure -- that…
George Bernard Shaw
Beauty is all very well at first sight; but whoever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?
Homer Simpson
If he's so smart, how come he's dead?
Jack Welch
Change before you have to.
George W. Bush
The survival of liberty in our land increasingly depends on the success of liberty in other lands.
Niels Bohr
Of course I don't believe in it. But I understand that it brings you luck whether you believe in it or not. web hosting
Benjamin Franklin
Time is money.
Martin Luther King Jr.
We who engage in nonviolent direct action are not the creators of tension. We merely bring to the surface the hidden tension that is already alive.
John Lennon
My role in society, or any artist's or poet's role, is to try and express what we all feel. Not to tell people how to feel. Not as a preacher,…
Leo Gallagher
I wish TV had a knob so you could turn up the intelligence. The one marked Brightness doesn't work.
George Washington
Over grown military establishments are under any form of government inauspicious to liberty, and are to be regarded as particularly hostile to republican liberty.
William Jennings Bryan
Do not compute the totality of your poultry population until all the manifestations of incubation have been entirely completed.
Thomas Edison
There is time for everything.
Woody Allen
I have an intense desire to return to the womb. Anybody's.
C.S. Lewis
The salvation of a single soul is more important than the production or preservation of all the epics and tragedies in the world.
Victor Hugo
Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human face.
Joe Theismann
Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.
Louis D. Brandeis
Most of the things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.
Adam Smith
How selfish soever man may be supposed, there are evidently some principles in his nature, which interest him in the fortune of others, and render their happiness necessary to him,…
John F. Kennedy
When we got into office, the thing that surprised me the most was that things were as bad as we'd been saying they were.
Margaret Mead
Having someone wonder where you are when you don't come home at night is a very old human need.
P.J. O’Rourke
There is a remarkable breakdown of taste and intelligence at Christmas time. Mature, responsible grown men wear neckties made of holly leaves and drink alcoholic beverages with raw egg yolks…
C.S. Lewis
There is a kind of happiness and wonder that makes you serious. It is too good to waste on jokes.
GK Chesterton
Truth is sacred; and if you tell the truth too often nobody will believe it.
Ronald Reagan
Are you entitled to the fruits of your labor or does government have some presumptive right to spend and spend and spend?
Dorothy Parker
The best way to keep children home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant -- and let the air out of the tires.
Benjamin Franklin
There is no kind of dishonesty into which otherwise good people more easily and frequently fall than that of defrauding the government.
Kahlil Gibran
Wisdom stands at the turn in the road and calls upon us publicly, but we consider it false and despise its adherents.
Doris Lessing
Think wrongly, if you please, but in all cases think for yourself.
C.S. Lewis
Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.
Siddhartha Buddha
Just as a candle cannot burn without fire, men cannot live without a spiritual life.
Charles Dickens
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back…