Oliver Wendell Holmes
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George Carlin
I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together…
Robert Zend
Being a philosopher, I have a problem for every solution.
Henry Mencken
A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin.
Gloria Steinem
America is an enormous frosted cupcake in the middle of millions of starving people.
Theodore Roosevelt
Far and away the best prize that life offers is the chance to work hard at work worth doing.
Brian Tracy
Today the greatest single source of wealth is between your ears.
Woody Allen
Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.
Jack Handey
Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.
William Shakespeare
With the sleep of dreams comes nightmares.
Bill Clinton
Our destiny is bound up with the destiny of every other American.
Thomas Paine
What we obtain too cheap, we esteem too lightly.
Steve Martin
Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.
Vince Lombardi
Winning is not everything, but wanting to win is.
Mahatma Gandhi
I worship God as Truth only. I have not yet found Him, but I am seeking after Him. I am prepared to sacrifice the things dearest to me in pursuit…
Aristotle
Strange that the vanity which accompanies beauty -- excusable, perhaps, when there is such great beauty, or at any rate understandable -- should persist after the beauty was gone.
Madonna Ciccone
A lot of people are afraid to say what they want. That's why they don't get what they want.
Muhammad Ali
I've seen George Foreman shadow boxing and the shadow won.
Jack Handey
If I ever get real rich, I hope I'm not real mean to poor people, like I am now.
Thomas Edison
Religion is all bunk.
H.G. Wells
In politics, strangely enough, the best way to play your cards is to lay them face upwards on the table.
Dave Barry
Back in the old days, most families were close-knit. Grown children and their parents continued to live together, under the same roof, sometimes in the same small, crowded room, year…
C.S. Lewis
Love is not affectionate feeling, but a steady wish for the loved person's ultimate good as far as it can be obtained.
Yogi Berra
You got to be very careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.
Emily Dickinson
Hope is the thing with feathers that perches in the soul - and sings the tunes without the words - and never stops at all.
Josh Billings
Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.
Dave Barry
My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far today, I have finished 2 bags of M&M's and a chocolate…
Steve Martin
What I just said is the fundamental, end-all, final, not-subject-to-opinion absolute truth, depending on where you're standing.
Ronald Reagan
Life is just one grand sweet song, so start the music.
Ronald Reagan
Christmas can be celebrated in the school room with pine trees, tinsel and reindeers, but there must be no mention of the man whose birthday is being celebrated. One wonders…
C.S. Lewis
We regard God as an airman regards his parachute; it's there for emergencies but he hopes he'll never have to use it.
Benjamin Franklin
Beware of little expenses. A small leak will sink a great ship.
Oscar Wilde
A man's very highest moment is, I have no doubt at all, when he kneels in the dust, and beats his breast, and tells all the sins of his life.
Woody Allen
On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down.
Thomas Edison
Show me a thoroughly satisfied man and I will show you a failure.
Robert Frost
Half the world is composed of people who have something to say and can't, and the other half who have nothing to say and keep on saying it.
Mae West
A man's kiss is his signature.
Chief Wiggum
Oh, man, what a day. It's no cakewalk being a single parent, juggling a career and family like so many juggling balls... two, I suppose.
Oliver Wendell Holmes
Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum.
Robert Frost
A poem begins as a lump in the throat, a sense of wrong, a homesickness, a lovesickness.
Rita Rudner
Have children while your parents are still young enough to take care of them.
Winston Churchill
The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.
Ansel Adams
Photography is more than a medium for factual communication of ideas. It is a creative art.
Steve Martin
All I've ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work.
Mark Twain
Of all the animals, man is the only one that lies.
Eleanor Roosevelt
Life must be lived and curiosity kept alive. One must never, for whatever reason, turn his back on life.
Elbert Hubbard
An ounce of loyalty is worth a pound of cleverness.
Laurence Peter
There are two kinds of failures: those who thought and never did, and those who did and never thought.
Clarence Darrow
When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it.
Alexander Pope
How happy is the blameless Vestal's lot! The world forgetting, by the world forgot. Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind! Each pray'r accepted, and each wish resign'd.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
He has not learned the lesson of life who does not every day surmount a fear.
Martin Luther King Jr.
Whatever affects one directly, affects all indirectly. I can never be what I ought to be until you are what you ought to be. This is the interrelated structure of…
Jack Handey
If you ever crawl inside an old hollow log and go to sleep, and while you're in there some guys come and seal up both ends and then put it…
Eleanor Roosevelt
You have to accept whatever comes and the only important thing is that you meet it with the best you have to give.
Abraham Lincoln
If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
Kurt Vonnegut
There is a tragic flaw in our precious Constitution, and I don?t know what can be done to fix it. This is it: Only nut cases want to be president.
Theodore Roosevelt
It is both foolish and wicked to teach the average man who is not well off that some wrong or injustice has been done him, and that he should hope…
Adolf Hitler
Great liars are also great magicians.
Buckminster Fuller
Nature is trying very hard to make us succeed, but nature does not depend on us. We are not the only experiment.
Euripides
The variety of all things forms a pleasure.
Mark Twain
The problem is not that we have too many fools, it's that the lightning isn't distributed right.
Theodore Roosevelt
Speak softly and carry a big stick.
Alexis de Tocqueville
He was as great as a man can be without morality.
Bill Maher
Jim Bakker spells his name with two k's because three would be too obvious.
Paul Dirac
In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the exact…
Emily Dickinson
Truth is so rare that it is delightful to tell it.
Yogi Berra
A nickel isn't worth a dime today.
Marcel Proust
It is always thus, impelled by a state of mind which is destined not to last, that we make our irrevocable decisions.
Patrick Henry
The battle, Sir, is not to the strong alone; it is to the vigilant, the active, the brave.
Erna Bombeck
What we're really talking about is a wonderful day set aside on the fourth Thursday of November when no one diets. I mean, why else would they call it Thanksgiving?
Bruce Lee
If I should die tomorrow, I will have no regrets. I did what I wanted to do. You can't expect more from life.
George Bernard Shaw
Beware of false knowledge; it is more dangerous than ignorance.
Louis Hector Berlioz
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
Winston Churchill
If you are going through hell, keep going.
Tom Stoppard
It's not the voting that's democracy; it's the counting.
Siddhartha Buddha
Better than a thousand hollow words, is one word that brings peace.
Alexis de Tocqueville
What is the most important for democracy is not that great fortunes should not exist, but that great fortunes should not remain in the same hands. In that way there…
Edmund Burke
Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other.
Steven Wright
I bought some batteries but they weren't included, so I had to buy them again.
Winston Churchill
Arise and take our stand for freedom as in the olden time.
Jeremy Taylor
Love is friendship set on fire.