Sydney Harris
sitemanagerRegret for the things we did can be tempered by time; it is regret for the things we did not do that is inconsolable.
Author Unknown
Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.
Yogi Berra
Why buy good luggage? You only use it when you travel.
Lynn Lavner
The Bible contains 6 admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision.
Jack Handey
Instead of a trap door, what about a trap window? The guy looks out it, and if he leans too far, he falls out. Wait. I guess that's like a…
C.S. Lewis
A young man who wishes to remain a sound Atheist cannot be too careful of his reading. There are traps everywhere--'Bibles laid open, millions of surprises,' as Herbert says, 'fine…
John Lennon
God is a concept by which we measure our pain.
C.S. Lewis
You would not call a man humane for ceasing to set mousetraps if he did so because he believed there were no mice in the house.
Napoleon Bonaparte
To write history one must be more than a man, since the author who holds the pen of this great justiciary must be free from all preoccupation of interest or…
Andrew Carnegie
If you want to conquer fear, don't sit at home and think about it. Go out and get busy.
Henry Mencken
Imagine the Creator as a low comedian, and at once the world becomes explicable.
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
Homer Simpson
I'm not popular enough to be different.
Marcel Proust
The time which we have at our disposal every day is elastic; the passions we feel expand it, those that we inspire contract it, and habit fills up what remains.
Albert Einstein
The man who regards life as meaningless is not merely unfortunate, but almost disqualified for life.
Nachman of Bratslav
The man who disobeys his parents will have disobedient sons.
Bill Cosby
When you become senile, you won't know it.
George Washington
War - an act of violence whose object is to constrain the enemy, to accomplish our will.
Johnny Carson
Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president.
Mother Teresa
If you can't feed a hundred people, then feed just one.
Jack Nicholson
The average celebrity meets, in one year, ten times the amount of people that the average person meets in his entire life.
Calvin Coolidge
No enterprise can exist for itself alone. It ministers to some great need, it performs some great service, not for itself, but for others; or failing therein, it ceases to…
Fulton J. Sheen
Pride is an admission of weakness; it secretly fears all competition and dreads all rivals.
Calvin Coolidge
All growth depends upon activity. There is no development physically or intellectually without effort, and effort means work.
Benajamin Mays
The tragedy of life doesn't lie in not reaching your goal. The tragedy lies in having no goal to reach.
Carl Jung
As far as we can discern, the sole purpose of human existence is to kindle a light of meaning in the darkness of mere being.
Joseph Addison
What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul.
Nicolo Machiavelli
Men rise from one ambition to another. First they seek to secure themselves from attack, and then they attack others. movers in los angeles
GK Chesterton
The Christian ideal has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and left untried.
Edward Abbey
Beware the writer who always encloses the word reality in quotation marks: He's trying to slip something over on you. Or into you.
Albert Einstein
The world is a dangerous place, not because of those who do evil, but because of those who look on and do nothing.
Robert Kennedy
Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly.
Dave Barry
The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or fins.
Clarence Darrow
Even if you do learn to speak correct English, whom are you going to speak it to?
George Burns
I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.
Andre Gide
Nothing noble is done without risk.
Joseph Addison
Ridicule is generally made use of to laugh men out of virtue and good sense, by attacking everything praiseworthy in human life.
Johnny Carson
My success just evolved from working hard at the business at hand each day.
Marlon Brando
The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that I don't have the moral courage to refuse the money.
Alexander Hamilton
A nation which can prefer disgrace to danger is prepared for a master, and deserves one!
Winston Churchill
When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my own country. I make up for lost time when I come…
Dale Carnegie
Most of us have far more courage than we ever dreamed we possessed.
William Shakespeare
Though I am not naturally honest, I am sometimes by chance.
Thomas Jefferson
I tremble for my country when I reflect that God is just, that His justice cannot sleep forever.
George Dennison Prentice
What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease.
Mark Twain
Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritation and resentments slip away, and a sunny spirit takes their place.
Bill Cosby
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
Oscar Wilde
The mind of the thoroughly well-informed man is a dreadful thing. It is like a bric-?-brac shop, all monsters and dust, with everything priced above its proper value. dentist los…
Kurt Vonnegut
Thanks to TV and for the convenience of TV, you can only be one of two kinds of human beings, either a liberal or a conservative.
Saul Bellow
A great deal of intelligence can be invested in ignorance when the need for illusion is deep.
Friedrich Nietzsche
What is more harmful than any vice? Active pity for all the failures and all the weak: Christianity.
Douglas Adams
Nothing travels faster than the speed of light, with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own set of laws.
George W. Bush
Freedom is not America's gift to the world, it is the Almighty God's gift to every man and woman in this world.
Ogden Nash
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets.
Martin Luther King Jr.
True peace is not merely the absence of tension: it is the presence of justice.
Siddhartha Buddha
In a controversy the instant we feel anger we have already ceased striving for the truth, and have begun striving for ourselves.
Nachman of Bratslav
Every author should weigh his work and ask, 'Will humanity gain any benefit from it?'
Elbert Hubbard
This will never be a civilized country until we expend more money for books than we do for chewing gum.
Author Unknown
A man doesnt want a child he is a dead beat dad. A woman doesnt want a child she is pro choice.
D.H. Lawrence
Life is ours to be spent, not to be saved.
Andy Warhol
I'm afraid that if you look at a thing long enough, it loses all of its meaning.
C.S. Lewis
Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art... It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival.
Douglas MacArthur
No man is entitled to the blessings of freedom unless he be vigilant in its preservation.
Will Rogers
The more you read and observe about this Politics thing you got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
Robert Frost
Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or your self-confidence.
Margaret Mitchell
Until you've lost your reputation, you never realize what a burden it was or what freedom really is.
Nachman of Bratslav
Lies are usually caused by an undue fear of men.
Albert Einstein
In the middle of every difficulty lies opportunity.
Edgar Watson Howe
When people hear good music, it makes them homesick for something they never had and never will have.
Jimmy Carter
We cannot be both the world?s leading champion of peace and the world?s leading supplier of arms.
Napoleon Bonaparte
You must not fight too often with one enemy, or you will teach him all your art of war.
GK Chesterton
It has been often said, very truly, that religion is the thing that makes the ordinary man feel extraordinary; it is an equally important truth that religion is the thing…
Robert Frost
Too many poets delude themselves by thinking that the mind is dangerous and must be left out. Well, the mind is dangerous and must be left in.
Bill Vaughan
A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election.
Theodore Roosevelt
It is not what we have that will make us a great nation; it is the way in which we use it.
Charles Caleb Colton
To dare to live alone is the rarest courage; since there are many who had rather meet their bitterest enemy in the field, than their own hearts in their closet.
Oscar Wildev
When a woman marries again it is because she detested her first husband. When a man marries again it is because he adored his first wife. Women try their luck;…
Alexis de Tocqueville
When the past no longer illuminates the future, the spirit walks in darkness.
James Madison
If tyranny and oppression come to this land, it will be in the guise of fighting a foreign enemy.
Mikhail Bakunin
The urge for destruction is also a creative urge.
Ronald Reagan
The thought of being president frightens me. I do not think I want the job.