Mark Twain
sitemanagerMan was made at the end of the week's work when God was tired.
C.S. Lewis
Perfect humility dispenses with modesty.
Woody Allen
I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.
Thomas Sowell
The most fundamental fact about the ideas of the political left is that they do not work. Therefore we should not be surprised to find the left concentrated in institutions…
Ronald Reagan
Freedom is the right to question and change the established way of doing things. It is the continuous revolution of the marketplace. It is the understanding that allows us to…
Friedrich Nietzsche
What is bad? Everything that is born of weakness.
Christopher Morley
There is only one rule for being a good talker - learn to listen.
Samuel Johnson
A second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
Vladimir Nabokov
I confess, I do not believe in time.
Frank Moore Colby
Many people lose their tempers merely from seeing you keep yours.
Tom Stoppard
Skill without imagination is craftsmanship and gives us many useful objects such as wickerwork picnic baskets. Imagination without skill gives us modern art.
Benjamin Franklin
A man wrapped up in himself makes a very small bundle.
Dave Barry
I hate rap music, which to me sounds like a bunch of angry men shouting, possibly because the person who was supposed to provide them with a melody never showed…
Oliver Wendell Holmes
The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins.
Johnny Carson
If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
Marlon Brando
Would people applaud me if I was a good plumber?
Philip L. Gramm
I didn't come to Washington to be loved and I haven't been disappointed.
Jack Handey
To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kinda scary. I've wondered where this started, and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus and…
Mark Twain
Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
C.S. Lewis
No one ever told me that grief felt so like fear. I am not afraid, but the sensation is like being afraid. The same fluttering in the stomach, the same…
Marcel Proust
For each illness that doctors cure with medicine, they provoke ten in healthy people by inoculating them with the virus that is a thousand times more powerful than any microbe:…
Dave Barry
In fact, just about all the major natural attractions you find in the West -- the Grand Canyon, the Badlands, the Goodlands, the Mediocrelands, the Rocky Mountains and Robert Redford…
William Jennings Bryan
Scientists make a guess and call it a hypothesis. 'Guess' is too short a word for a professor.
Mark Twain
The reason we hold truth in such respect is because we have so little opportunity to get familiar with it.
Francis Bacon
A prudent question is one-half of wisdom.
Theodore Roosevelt
Absence and death are the same - only that in death there is no suffering.
Elbert Hubbard
Progress comes from the intelligent use of experience.
Author Unknown
We give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
Confucius
A superior man is modest in his speech, but exceeds in his actions.
Kurt Vonnegut
New knowledge is the most valuable commodity on earth. The more truth we have to work with, the richer we become.
Chris Bowyer
How else can you fight God but to pretend He doesn't exist?
Albert Einstein
Any fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius -- and a lot of courage -- to move in the opposite direction.
Mother Teresa
I have found the paradox that if I love until it hurts, then there is no hurt, but only more love.
David Gemmell
A man who never made a mistake never made anything.
Isaac Disraeli
Quotations, like much better things, has its abuses.
W. Somerset Maugham
Dying is a very dull, dreary affair. And my advice to you is to have nothing whatever to do with it.
Yogi Berra
If you can't imitate him, don't copy him.
Clarence Thomas
Good manners will open doors that the best education cannot.
Calvin Coolidge
The right thing to do never requires any subterfuge, it is always simple and direct.
Benjamin Franklin
Would you live with ease? Do what you ought, not what you please.
Marlon Brando
An actor's a guy, who if you ain't talking about him, ain't listening.
J.R.R. Tolkien
Many that live deserve death. And some die that deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then be not too eager to deal out death in the name of…
Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
Perseverance is a great element of success. If you only knock long enough and loud enough at the gate, you are sure to wake up somebody.
Gene Roddenberry
We must question the story logic of having an all-knowing all-powerful God, who creates faulty Humans, and then blames them for his own mistakes.
John Donne
Love is a growing, to full constant light; and his first minute, after noon, is night.
Roger Ebert
'It will obliterate your senses!' reports David Gillin, who obviously writes autobiographically.
Dwight Eisenhower
From this day forward, the millions of our schoolchildren will daily proclaim in every city and town, every village and rural schoolhouse, the dedication of our nation and our people…
Henry Thoreau
To be awake is to be alive.
Jason Mechalek
A brain has to digest its food, too.
C.S. Lewis
We live, in fact, in a world starved for solitude, silence, and private: and therefore starved for meditation and true friendship.
Wayne Dyer
Arguing is really saying, ''If you were really more like me, then I could like you better.
Erna Bombeck
A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween.
John Wayne
I stopped getting the girl about ten years ago. Which is just as well because I'd forgotten what I wanted her for.
Theodore Roosevelt
The one thing I want to leave my children is an honorable name.
Emily Dickinson
Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate.
George Patton
The time to take counsel of your fears is before you make an important battle decision. That's the time to listen to every fear you can imagine! When you have…
GK Chesterton
The only defensible war is a war of defense.
Henny Youngman
My Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
Nachman of Bratslav
An angry man is unfit to pray.
Martin Luther King Jr.
Everybody can be great... because anybody can serve. You don't have to have a college degree to serve. You don't have to make your subject and verb agree to serve.…
Yogi Berra
You can observe a lot just by watchin'.
C.S. Lewis
A proud man is always looking down on things and people; and, of course, as long as you're looking down, you can't see something that's above you.
Mark Twain
It is by the goodness of God that, in this country, we have three benefits: freedom of speech, freedom of thought, and the wisdom never to use either.
Confucius
To put the world right in order, we must first put the nation in order; to put the nation in order, we must first put the family in order; to…
Mother Teresa
If we have no peace, it is because we have forgotten that we belong to each other.
Richard Bach
Real love stories never have endings.
J.R.R. Tolkien
The wise speak only of what they know.
Christopher Morley
People like to imagine that because all our mechanical equipment moves so much faster, that we are thinking faster, too.
Richard Harris Barham
Ghosts, like ladies, never speak till spoken to.
Fred Allen
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns -- he should be drawn and quoted.
Jack Handey
Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus's-flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't bother the frog because it only has little tiny plant teeth. But…
C.S. Lewis
Without the aid of trained emotions the intellect is powerless against the animal organism.
Leonardo da Vinci
Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind.
Hunter S. Thompson
America...just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who…
Lemuel Washburn
What a queer thing is Christian salvation! Believing in firemen will not save a burning house; believing in doctors will not make one well, but believing in a savior saves…
Nachman of Bratslav
When a man is able to take abuse with a smile, he is worthy to become a leader.
Bill Maher
We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.
Dale Carnegie
Are you bored with life? Then throw yourself into some work you believe in with all your heart, live for it, die for it, and you will find happiness that…
Blaise Pascal
The last thing one discovers in composing a work is what to put first.
Nachman of Bratslav
The prosperity of a country can be seen simply in how it treats its old people.
Robert Frost
A poem begins in delight and ends in wisdom.